More quotes from the year 3000 (paraphrased into modern lingo)
- Can you imagine what it must've been like, to see someone sneeze?
- Can you imagine having to TYPE WORDS on a SCREEN in order to search for information?
- Heck. How about having to CONDUCT a search?
- To think, people had to go to DOCTORS for their health needs ... and take pills by mouth! Or receive injections with METAL NEEDLES! How archaic! I couldn't have survived in such a backwards era!
- What's "worship" mean?
- Ideologies? Bah! If those idiots back then knew about [CENSORED -- TVA] and their discovery of [CENSORED -- TVA], their lives would've been so much more informed and meaningful.
- Another time traveler? Yawn. I'm soooooo sick of their adventures ... nobody cares about how they saved the timeline or visited other dimensions. I wish they would just get lost.
- Time. What a limiting concept. So glad we see reality for what it is, a [CENSORED -- TVA].
- Can you imagine having to TYPE WORDS on a SCREEN in order to search for information?
- Heck. How about having to CONDUCT a search?
- To think, people had to go to DOCTORS for their health needs ... and take pills by mouth! Or receive injections with METAL NEEDLES! How archaic! I couldn't have survived in such a backwards era!
- What's "worship" mean?
- Ideologies? Bah! If those idiots back then knew about [CENSORED -- TVA] and their discovery of [CENSORED -- TVA], their lives would've been so much more informed and meaningful.
- Another time traveler? Yawn. I'm soooooo sick of their adventures ... nobody cares about how they saved the timeline or visited other dimensions. I wish they would just get lost.
- Time. What a limiting concept. So glad we see reality for what it is, a [CENSORED -- TVA].
posted by DailySkewCoFounder at 7:59 PM
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