New Evidence Proves the Existence of Wonder Woman
News From the Year 3000
"We were thrilled to find the magnetic tape evidence that proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Wonder Woman existed in real life," stated Clayface Kirby, archeologist who made the discovery in the ancient city of the Angels.
The magnetic tape, when played on an ancient machine, shows a living, breathing Wonder Woman -- deflecting bullets and twirling a magic lasso.
Archeologists have been sent to the Amazon coast to search for the remains of Paradise Island.
Clergymen around the world praised the finding.
"As the prophet Perez showed us in Wonder Woman # 1, she is truly a dynamic, heroic female ... truly worthy of our worship," stated Monitor Riggs, spiritual leader of the Green Lantern Church. "We look forward to the day that she returns, along with the rest of the Justice League Gods."
The magnetic tape joins celluloid and still frame evidence of the existence of the Super-man, the Bat-man, the Red Robin, and the Flash. This along with the thousands of picture books that show ancient paper paintings depicting the heroes of yesteryear in action, and experts are almost certain that superheroes did exist before the Last War.
"We were thrilled to find the magnetic tape evidence that proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Wonder Woman existed in real life," stated Clayface Kirby, archeologist who made the discovery in the ancient city of the Angels.
The magnetic tape, when played on an ancient machine, shows a living, breathing Wonder Woman -- deflecting bullets and twirling a magic lasso.
Archeologists have been sent to the Amazon coast to search for the remains of Paradise Island.
Clergymen around the world praised the finding.
"As the prophet Perez showed us in Wonder Woman # 1, she is truly a dynamic, heroic female ... truly worthy of our worship," stated Monitor Riggs, spiritual leader of the Green Lantern Church. "We look forward to the day that she returns, along with the rest of the Justice League Gods."
The magnetic tape joins celluloid and still frame evidence of the existence of the Super-man, the Bat-man, the Red Robin, and the Flash. This along with the thousands of picture books that show ancient paper paintings depicting the heroes of yesteryear in action, and experts are almost certain that superheroes did exist before the Last War.

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